Jon Gosselin Posts ...And complains

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Hi. You know who I am. I wanted to post on this blog before you forgot. As you know, I hate Kate. But there is one thing I hate more and that's not being on a reality show. I am trying out for other shows. I got rejected for "The Hills" because I am too old. It would have been nice to be rejected for being too smart. Hmm. I hope that being fired from the show will not result in women not wanting to be seen with me. No one is that shallow, right? I am thinking of starting a show called "Celebrity Tit Club", where I interview the boobs of famous people and talk about issues of the day. I think the interview with Madeline Albright's and Karl Rove's will be particularly fascinating. Now I need to earn my keep. Here's the MikePod:

AC/DC: "Back In Black"
Doors: "Best of Disc 2"
Robert Plant: "Mighty Rearranger"
Rolling Stones: "Black & Blue"
Rush: "Chronicles"
U2: "Rattle & Hum" (Am I buggin ya? Don't mean to bug ya)
Van Halen (not Van Heflin)"Diver Down"
Yes: "Big Generator"
Free: "Best Of"

Uncle Charley From My Three Sons posts

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"Steve, I can't stand these kids!" I'm Uncle Charley and I am here to report on this
stupid blog. For what reason I don't know. Mike is probably listening to that "groovy music" Chip likes. I warned him about the Beach Boys. I really want to go back to the Sea. Not the Holy See, but the ocean. Let's not hear any jokes about sailors or seamen or semen, OK? I am tired of hearing that I look like Moe Howard. And you in the media, don't interview my last girlfriend, I dated a mop on my last ship. At least she had more personality than Fred MacMurray.

Here's the MikePod (Sounds like a Russian sub):
Depeche Mode: "Music For The Masses"
James Mac Murtry (I thought he was one of Fred's kids, but no he's Larry's kid)"Too Long In The Wasteland"
REM: "Monster"
Rolling Stones: "Let It Bleed"
U2: "Zooropa"
Van Halen: ( I remember Van Heflin)"OU812"
Yes: "Classic Yes" I always gave a classic no to anything Chip asked for.
Don't you think Ernie looked like Jerry Lewis?

Robin Meade Posts

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Hi sunshine, Robin here, I'm posting for Mike this week. Mike and I have a couple of things in common. We both went to the Dr. recently. He told me I was terminal. Terminally cute! And a babe too, don't forget that. Mike was told he is overweight. Another thing we have in common is books. I like to write them, Mike likes to read them. Mike has not been called cute since he popped out of his mom and the Dr. spanked him on the butt. Anywho, my job today is to report to you on the MikePod:

Interpol: "Antics"
Ivy: "Apartment Life" Cool band. Mike actually met these guys in 1997. The singer has the foxy French thing goin on, just not quite as cute as me.
Ozzy Osbourne: "The Ultimate Sin"
Peter Gabriel: "So"
Pink Floyd: "The Wall, disc 1"
Public Image Ltd: "Greatest Hits"
Ride: "Nowhere" Mike saw these guys in the 90's
Rolling Stones: "Dancing So Free" Mickboy remaster of "Goat Heads Soup"
Steely Dan: "Gaucho"
The Who: "Best Of"
Meat Puppets: "Up On the Sun"
U2: "War" I told a guy one I loved him. He said "I love you too." I replied "I think Bono is great as well!"
Suzanne Vega: "99.9F"

Evil Twin Ike Posts

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Hello, I am Mike's evil twin Ike. Here are our differences. Mike likes to read. I like to write. Mike likes to rock, I like to roll. (One time in 7th grade, Mike rolled and I beat down his scrawny ass)Mike likes to rest on pillows, I like to rip the tags that say "Don't Remove". We have an on going bet that ole Mikey is losing regularly. That is he thinks there will be a flat chested woman on Sabado Gigante and I keep telling him that there is a better chance of finding a PETA member with a sense of humor before that happens. So my purpose tonight is to announce what is on the MikePod. Here tis:

Stevie Ray Vaughn: "Texas Flood" A blues/rock masterpiece. And I don't need to be Alistar Cook to know that.
Depeche Mode: "Violator" Great Mope rock album
Beach Boys: Good Vibrations Disc 4.
Steely Dan: "Aja"
U2: "Boy"

W. Edwards Deming Professional Egghead Posts

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Hi. I deal with figures, so in that sense I have something in common with supermodels but that is where comparisons end. Mike just finished reading my book Out Of The Crisis Oh and a book about something called Google Apps Don't you think I look like the Batman villain Egghead, just sexier? The intelligence of my pinky is more than the collective intellectual output of The View. Or 200 Lauren Conrads. In fact, I had an erection that won a national spelling bee in 1938.

Well enough about me. My posting tonight was to let you know what books Mike has been reading and someone tomorrow will let you know what is on the MikePod. Also, the new lawnmower will make a statement. So que up the lefty workingman folk songs and enjoy Labor Day weekend. Beer brought to me by Dundee Honey Brown