Monday, January 02, 2012

New Year's Revolutions:

1) I resolve not to be flatulent. I mean totally not flatulent.
2) I will stop yelling @ the TV when American Pickers comes on for ripping off old guys
3) I will be proactive. In regards to what, not sure that's for next year.
4) I will stop saying, "Oh, I think I went to high school with that person" when I hear names like Pearle Vision, Morton Grove, Gale Warning (Wasn't she an actress in the '50's?)Chrystal Head Vodka
5) Remind myself that just cuz I like to eat Chinese food doesn't mean I have to like their politics
6) I will stop being dumb with my smart phone and actually learn how to use it.

No comments: