Free Lindsay Lohan!

Free Lindsay:


We here @ The Committee to Terminate The Incarceration of Lindsay Lohan advocate the immediate and unconditional release of Lindsay Lohan. We advocate this for several reasons:


1) Economic: We are concerned that with Ms Lohan in jail, the US economy will take a dive. The hair weave business alone could go belly up. Also, the fashion industry will be impacted. No one ever looked good on the red carpet in an orange jump suit. We concede some of the economic loss may be offset by the sale of "Free Lindsay" T-Shirts.

2) Social: Who is the media going to hound with her out of the mugshot, I mean picture? Mel Gibson may be catching the first boat to Down Under, "The Hills" is no more. Oh well, there is the Jersey Shore cast.

3) Political: The Tea Party movement is sure to seize on this to legitimize their existence. She could be a martyr for their cause. (And look good doing it)This is exactly what Al-Qaeda wants.

4) Foreign Policy: Amnesty International is sure to jump all over us for jailing a woman who is prettier than the presiding judge. If the attractive are no actually having to go to jail, what does this mean for the non-attractive? The guys from Jack Ass better beware. The pressure on the British to jail Naomi Campbell could jeopardize the NATO alliance.

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